- Don't inject Vaseline in your penis, stupid. It will still be small, plus it'll hurt real bad. Trying Desperately to Measure Up
- Don't "Do the Ricky Bobby"
- Don't...just, don't.
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- Don't litter, eat pork, let the water run while you brush your teeth, or leave the lights on after you leave a room. On Earth day or ever. Thanks.
- Don't leave your youngin' unattended or else giant insects will molest him. See for yourself if you don't believe me.
Um...I think I used to have those insect stickers. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.
ReplyDeleteShhhh...that's an actual photograph! :) LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out what that "dance" has to do with Ricky Bobby or Talledega Nights period......
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