- Don't inject Vaseline in your penis, stupid. It will still be small, plus it'll hurt real bad. Trying Desperately to Measure Up
- Don't "Do the Ricky Bobby"
- Don't...just, don't.
- Don't litter, eat pork, let the water run while you brush your teeth, or leave the lights on after you leave a room. On Earth day or ever. Thanks.
- Don't leave your youngin' unattended or else giant insects will molest him. See for yourself if you don't believe me.