Monday, October 19, 2009
Heavy Gun x Money Hoes and Clothes: Top 10 Rappers Behind Bars
10. C-Murder - Second Degree Murder - Life
J.Brookinz: With a name like C-Murder, it was only a matter of time. I still listen to Akickdoe to this day tho!
Mr. Gold: Remember Master P being all worried about C after Katrina? Where was P this summer at the second trial?
J.Brookinz: Oh yeah, I can still recite the first verse of "Makin Moves" from his first album from memory.
9. Method Man - Failure to Pay Taxes - Out on bail, awaiting trial
J.Brookinz: Because he's the best "rapper" on this list.
Mr. Gold: Yo Brookz, dude's not even in jail?
J.Brookinz: Oh. But when you look at it ALL rappers are in jail.
8.Black Rob - Grand Larceny - 7 years
J.Brookinz: Loyalty.This dude STILL fox wit Puffy (aka career killer)
Mr. Gold: Dude had one single and then went back to the block? Shoulda took Loon and G-Depp w/ him.
J:Brookinz: People front on Rob. Dude had a whole lot of jams. Both his albums were decent.
7. Lil Boosie - Marijuana Possession - 2 years
J.Brookinz: The man puts X pills in girls asses. C'mon...it's Bad Ass!
Mr. Gold: Who gets two years for marijuana anymore? Dude pass a blunt to the judge?
J.Brookinz: All he had to do do was tell the judge "Bitch, I'm BAD AZZ! Wipe me down"
6. Remy Ma - Assault, Illegal Weapon Possession and Attempted Coercion - 8 years
J.Brookinz: Because she's married to Papoose...that's good enuff for me. Papoose is the realest rapper ever!
Mr. Gold: Wow, that's one down ass bitch ... Lil Kim could learn a lot.
5. Mystikal - Sexual Assault - 6 years
J.Brookinz: What's wrong with getting a lil head. FREE MYSTIKAL!!!
Mr. Gold: What's wrong w/ letting your whole crew rape a ho's mouth? FREE MYSTIKAL!!?!
4. Tru Life - First Degree Murder - Awaiting trial
J.Brookinz: Have you seen Beef II...I'm not saying anything bad about this dude.
Mr. Gold: Yea, I'm just gonna remain silent on this one ...
J.Brookinz: Speaking of Beef II...
3. Prodigy - Illegally Owning a Firearm - 3.5 years
J.Brookinz: For exposing Illimunati...it's always the crazy people.
Mr. Gold: *Cough, cough* I can't go to prison this year because I'm sick ...
J.Brookinz: This guy caught a lot of L's but his music was always solid. I fox wit P.
2. Max B - Multiple Counts of Kidnapping, Armed Robbery and Felony Murder - 75 years
J.Brookinz: Because even in jail the Wave rides on!
Mr. Gold: I feel so bad for Max B. Dude got stuck and wasn't even there...
1. TI - Illegal Purchase of Firearms - 1 year 1 day
J.Brookinz: Because people still believe he didn't snitch. Which I don't care if he did or not, but if I had that charge against me...I'd be UNDER the jail.
Mr. Gold: Dude's on top of the rap game and still carrying automatic weapons!
Honorable Mention. Bump J. - Armed Bank Robbery - 10 years
Mr. Gold: Damn, them Chi-town cats keep it real!
J:Brookinz: Aw yeah, he strong armed Kanye into giving him some beats and co-signing his album. He even got Lyor to co-sign him. I was checking for him but I never heard anything. ANYTHING. How does that even happen. The game is fugged up!
Special Thanks to Mr. Gold for helping me make this list!!!
Posted By: jbrookinz