Crax Crayne...I knew this was going to be wack!

It cost like 50 bucks to go to the movies nowadays.You just can't go just to be going anymore like you could back in the day.If I were to see a dud at a movie theater these days, I'd punch a movie employee in the face for stealing my hard earned duckets. So unless I KNOW the movies going to be good I usually go to http://www.watch-movies.net/ or use a more sinister method to check movies out.I deserve that right don't I?The children of the eighties built the movie industry.And what did the movie industry do?They made me pay my last few dollars to see Star Wars episode 1.They tricked me into seeing Batman & Robin.My point? These bastards deserve every hardship they're getting!!!

Anywho..I had low expectations for Max Payne anyway...you want me to pay to see movies again? Stop giving me half-ass movies...got it.