Joaquin Phoenix... rapper?!?!

Damn! I just found out about this $#!t. I guess my man Joaquin decided to try his hand on the mic! Crazy. I guess he did a little performance in Vegas and didn't do so hot. Ya know the funny thing... when I first heard about this and hadn't seen the video, I actually thought in my head, "Hey, he might actually be able to pull this off." They said he grew a huge beard and quit acting for good, to pursue a career in hip-hop... I'm thinking, "Cool... kinda a Matisyahu vibe, or something." Unofortunately, not the case. See for yourself.

Then he tries to be real serious about it. Nuts!