Hello it's Hova

No not really. But I do go by the name “812” “Smith…&….Wesson” “Mr. Big Thang Jigalang” “That big black dude” or if you prefer my government name. I have been brought in to this blog to bring the “Gun” back into “Heavy Gun”. Sorry JB but your last post was pretty gay ( no homo well maybe a little)

I’m a true international player (really hate it when people use the word “playa” it’s just dumb) I was born in France, but lived in Indiana most of my live. I just moved out to Phoenix, Arizona.

I DJ if you wanna call it that. I mostly step out on stage play some fast shit whip out my dick then leave. Other than that I’m in a period of what I call semi retirement. I don’t really work. I’m a mixture of old and new money. So what do I do all day you ask?

1. I stay awake all night, not because I don’t have to go to work but because two episodes of the Steve Harvey Show comes on at 4:30 am then followed by 4(!!!!) episodes of Married with Children . I mean it would just be stupid to wake up at 4:30 so I just stay up.

2. I then get dressed in a suit and go to the Original House of Pancakes. Why would I do such a thing? To get chicks! Duh!! I always get a stool by the window and read the stock market listings. See this is the real funny part. Who the fuck checks the paper for stocks?! I got the internets with my CNN ticker! But it goes back to chicks. So I’m reading my stocks make sure a hottie is around make some type of noise and complain about how my stocks are down. Once I have the chicks attention I whip out my checkbook and write a check for 5 grand to some bitch ass charity.Even though I'm losing money, I still give to charity. Bitches love that. By that time the chick is as easy as hair grease. I then setup some lunch or dinner date. Try it fellas.

3. Afterwards I go to the driving range. Cuz that’s what young rich folk do.

4. The Lunch with the lucky lady

5. After that my afternoons are pretty free. The most involve napping because I did not sleep the night before.

So yeah that’s me. I guess I will keep up the tradition of hitting yall up with the coolest shiznat.

I didn't know till about 2 years ago Marc Ecko was a white dude. I should have known by the name Marc, who the fuck spells there name like that?! White People. anyways Here is .a little dope hoodie. Shitz can be found here.

Thats it for right now. I'm about to go hit up my 7/11 and get a couple King Cobras and party down with the Pregnant chick who lives next to me. I will be back in a few hours with some more artistic shit.

" That motherfuckas crazy, throw your panties on stage"