If you don't know, Miller is my favorite "hooper" of ALL-TIME!!! Please... spare me your wack-ass Reggie jokes...I've heard them all.Thanks. I've never had a better time (or worse time) watching NBA Basketball than watching Reggie N Crew go to the playoffs (but never win). Classic! Also,if Reggie goes to the Celtics he might be able to get that Ring he so rightly deserves. FUCK YOU HATERS!
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Sorry man but I had a big gallon of haterade this morning. I'm not even going to talk about his on the court game. I loved seeing him and Spike lee go at it! I could make fun of him for losing consistently to his sister but thats neither here nor there.
ReplyDeleteGulp #1 of the Haterade: In middle school I lived about 2 subdivisions away from his. So during Halloween me and a group of friends made our way over to his block. Rick Smits aka the flying dutchman was driving around giving FULL sized candy bars out. There were no fun sized bs on the whole block nothing but full and king sized candy...till we get to the sucka Miller's crib. This fool has a sign that says
Happy Halloween.No bucket full of candy left out like other houses, nothing! So me and my homies went and got some eggs. We fucked his crib up!! Yeah thats right Reggie if you are reading this it was me and my boys that fucked your shit up!Bastard.
Haterade Gulp #2 Years after the Halloween incident I was in high school and working as a bag boy at Marsh. And guess who walks in?? Yeah so I try to squash the beef from Halloween and ask the dude for his autograph. whats he say??? You have to talk to my agent and pay for it. Man fuck you and your fucked up hair.
Haterade #3 I WANT him to come back just so I don't have to listen to him on TNT!! Dude is like Magic Johnson when he had a talk show! On a side note TNT needs to bring Charles back!
man...you have more stories than a old ass man...AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteok...i give it to you...he doesn't look like a cool person at all...but most of our idols aren't...my guess is 95% are fucking scum.
oh yeah...he sucks on TNT
come on man!!! You know he is never going to be back!!!
ReplyDeleteI got stories for days. Soon I'm going to drop the DMX story. Even though Young MC. Or I might be nice and drop the Danielle Fishel aka Topanga from Boy Meets World. That one includes a nice cleavage shot!
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